I figured I should probably introduce myself, as you may be wondering, 'Who's this "ing-rad" character who keeps posting and claims to be a banana bread whore?' This is me (get yer SpySpace on). And this is me too (get yer eats on). What? It's me again! (get yer Flickr on).Jared took that picture of me, so I feel obligated to share. Yes, that's Ron Jeremy's handwriting on my boob. What a weird night at Berbati's. That's the only time I ever let myself get fondled in public, but I figured it was nothing after seeing shapely women and fat men flailing naked on stage. What's a harmless boob grab from a porn star?
Nice to meet ya! I'm really not a narcissist or a whore, I swear. But I do like my banana bread...
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Well, now the mystery is gone.
Ah well. I've never really been one for mystery, though there is still plenty left...
Side Note: I used to live in the same hood as Ron Jeremy. Didn't even know who he was til my roomate started a weird obsession with him, but thats another story.
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