Ultimate Transplant

The value of my house just went up a few thousand dollars because GREG ODEN is moving to town. We all know that natives love Ohioans, but now the have a reason to not actually move to Ohio. I know you were thinking about it when you saw LeBron James make the Pistons look limp. Just wait...next June you can see LeBron and Oh-den square off in the ultimate battle of Transplants Vs Native in next years NBA finals, with the Blazers winning of course. Winning championships is not what Cleveland is about, but getting close is.

Who doesn't love cute animals?

This may just be the cutest 26 seconds of your day.

p.s. - Mr. Fancypants lost his case! Yay for justice.

4th of July

Hi All,Don't know what all's going on for the 4th of July, but i DO know that some lucky ones have the day off. Erin and I are moving into our new place this Sunday, Right downtown on the water, and RIGHT by the fireworks, and we were thinking about having everybody over to check out the new digs have some drinks, make some food, and walk down to see the fireworks. The More the Merrier. I'm thinking around 6 for food and drink and then walk down to the water to stake out a spot.I would post this on the transplant/native blog, but the blog won't let me. Interested? Hit me up so that we know what to expect.
Brian

New Releases

White Stripes out now, Nine in Nails out now, Queens of the Stone Age out now, Smashing Pumpkins 7/10, Interpol 7/10, Social Distortion (greatest hits) 6/26, Tupac early tapes out now, Killers out now, Kings of leon out now, Marilyn Manson out now, Tori Amos out now, !!! out now, Ataxia (John Frusciante) out now, Metric 6/26, Pearl Jam Live at the Gorge 6/26, Iron and Wine 7/10.

Did I leave anyone out?

Mr. Fancy Pants

Did you hear the one about the judge who's suing a dry cleaner for $54 million for misplacing his pants? No, seriously. Like for reals. Well the trial started on Tuesday... and he's already cried in court. He's also called a witness, an 89-year-old woman, who compared the Korean dry cleaners to Nazi Germany. Also, the judge for the trial is named Judith. You put that one together.

Now if only I was able to help the dry cleaners with their legal bills. Oh wait...

*Insert sardonic comment about our crumbling joke of a legal system here*

p.s. In case that wasn't enough comic relief for you, please to enjoy...

3 wishes (from the rare "viewer mail" episode)

This is not playoff highlights. Its from just last night's game 5.