Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Groundhog Day Formality

I have determined I have a mental issue with Friday. It would be wise for me to sleep in on Friday's for the next year. I'm not gonna work, go out, and as a matter of fact, I'm going to drive out in the country and start a fire...not a forest fire...a personal fire. I'm going to ponder this some more...but in the mean time, I want to tell you that I'm stoking the fire in my soul about this Friday's Age of Aquarius party! It's not only a birthday party for all AquaRi-eyes...but it's also Groundhog Day! This stupid tradition means nothing to me but groundhogs are certainly the most fuckable forest animal out there. Kidding of course, but they sure would be a good fuck. Okay, okay, so the people out there that still have the stomach to respect good shock value when you see it, the is party is goin' down at Cory's aka Shnozzy's palace, which is located at 5029 NE 34th. Corner of 34th & Webster, in between Alberta and Killingsworth. We will be a devising a team that will buy team A, team B will buy mixers, and team C will buy the beer for flip-cup (although flip-cup with liquor is one helluvan idea...not to mention a scary and unpredictable outcome). Shnozzy Osbourne has recently purchased a plasma screen and XBOX if anyone wants to lose in NBA 2k6, come early to the party. For the rest of the night, I envision socializing, wishing the hot tub was working, beer pong, flying birds, teaching the natives how to play flip-cup, and then actually playing flip-cup...and then dance the night away to songs like "Regulators" and then naturally to songs like "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough"...subsequently a dance-off! Elizabeth holds the current crown from Kristen's party last year...but she's going me!


The tram idea was Jason McCormick's idea, bitches. That's all you need to know. Fuck off....and then you will know what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Email from Kristen about "Transplants"

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Philadelphia for the weekend.
If you measure distance in hours.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly”.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Oh, you want a goddamn show?! Booyah...that's right I said Booyah, it's on it's way back

In 26 years, I have never written these words in a blog, but here they are: you owe it to yourself to go to this festival.

shows, shows and more shows.

Lots of entertainment in P-town in the next few weeks, starting...tomorrow.

First, the Auto show stars this thursday. I'm going and I think Caleb and Todd said they were planning on going. Anyone else? Its $10 but you can probably find a coupon out there if you really need one. They have motorcycles this year...real freaky ones.

Next is a free show at the Crystal Ballroom this Sunday, 1/28/07. That Mofo is 93 years old!!! So, they're throwing a party. Menomena will be there celebrating the release of a new ablum. If like Radiohead, and you haven't seen this band, you're dumb. Sorry, don't cry, just go see them. Jesse and I are going to that one. He went last year and said everything is free?!?!?

In a few weeks there is a show on Jesse's B-day. Its his favorite band for this second and you all got an email about it. "Of Montreal" is the name. I trust his judgement, but I haven't seen them yet- so I'm going. It's at the Wonder Ballroom. Nice place to see a show and have a B-day. That one is on 2/6/07.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Ali wants to know what a wid is and why? Please comment.

Thursday, January 4, 2007

I'm in baby! Let's get T&N blogging...

Phew, I hope nobody has as much trouble as I did to find out how to start this blog-o-rama. If you have problems, then email Jared...he had to send an invite to contribute to the blog.

Well, I'd like to start by saying Happy New Year! I had a rockin' good time at the Kennedy was like Vegas, but indoors! Dr. Theopolis puts on a great live show...perfect for NYE. Speaking of live shows, there's a couple coming up. My Morning Jacket, who was hands-down the best performance of Bonarroo 2004, is playing at The Crystal Ballroom on Tues. January 9th. Jared, Ali and I already have tickets to that....and I just checked and I think they're sold sorry to rub that one in...February 6th, a very important date as it is my bday...Of Montreal is playing at the Wonder Ballroom. If you don't know, or

Plus, it's my bday so you have to go!

January 13th, next Saturday, Francie is having a GOING AWAY PARTY AT MY HOUSE! This is going to be a party of everyone and anyone Francie and I it should be huge. Oh, and by the way, she's moving to S Korea to join Molly and her Asian-wannabe lifestyle.

Next Monday...The Buckeyes destroy the Gators. Kickoff is at 5:05pm. Seats to be reserved at The City Sportsbar at around 2 or 2:30! I'm getting off work early and so should you...