Did you hear the one about the judge who's suing a dry cleaner for $54 million for misplacing his pants? No, seriously. Like for reals. Well the trial started on Tuesday... and he's already cried in court. He's also called a witness, an 89-year-old woman, who compared the Korean dry cleaners to Nazi Germany. Also, the judge for the trial is named Judith. You put that one together.
Now if only I was able to help the dry cleaners with their legal bills. Oh wait...
*Insert sardonic comment about our crumbling joke of a legal system here*
p.s. In case that wasn't enough comic relief for you, please to enjoy...
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3 comments:
Thank you for that. I read that story and was to ashamed to even let anyone know I read it. That is why the guy was crying -shame. Seriously, I think the defense made a good case about the rest of his life being the real cause of his suffering, not the dry cleaners. He's an all-around loser. By the way - he's a judge and he's defending himself. WHF!WHF!WHF!WHF!WHF!WHF!WHF!WHF!
correction. he's representing himself, not defending. (he's the one suing)
Hold on, hold on, hold on. there was two posts in one there. The Godtube thing is a whole different story. I can't believe he mentioned DNA in his song. that's a little contrary to evolution, don't you think? It's not okay to write songs that are gay. How about that. By the way dude, you're still gay. Not that there's anythign wrong with that. If you really wanna freak out you should look into Bush's appointment to Surgeon General. Be fuckin afraid! Just look him up: Joseph Holsinger
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